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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 18, 2007 11:50am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

Not only is Kimock a fucking hack of a player, he's not even in the top 10 of guitar players named Steve.

Here's my list of those players named Steve that Kimock is neither qualified to change their strings or buff their german helmets.

1. Stevie Ray Vaughan - No explaination needed on this one.

2. Steve Morse - Great Player. Period. And he's currently playing in rich's fave metal band Deep Purple.
Quick Edit: Took over as the most verstile player on the planet after Jerry died. Steve Morse can play any style of music, and do it well.

3. Steve Hackett - Played with a group of no talent jerks called Genisis.

4. Steve Howe - Played with Yes. But more importantly played with Asia and rocked out Heat of the Moment.

5. Steve Harris - Technically a bass player, but he's still a Steve and he's still better than Kimock.

6. Steve Lukather - Played guitar on Michael Jackson's Beat It. You've heard it and you secretly love it.

7. Steve Jones - Guitar player for the Sex Pistols. This guy making the list shows how truly weak Kimock is.

8. Little Steven - Played with Bruce Springsteen. Actually loaned Clarence Clemons to the Dead for a few gigs. He figured it could only make them sound better.

9. Steve Vai - Good enough to play with and transcribe music for Frank Zappa. Best technical player alive today.

10. Steve Stevens - Played with legend Billy Idol. Co-wrote White Wedding and Rebel Yell. Two all time classics that you cannot go a day without hearing on the radio. If you can curl your lip up like Elvis you too can sing along.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot Sabbath still rules all.

This post was modified by average_joe on 2007-09-18 18:50:36

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:25pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

What really gets me is that in this rant, Genesis is spelled wrong.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 18, 2007 11:40am
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

on top of being totally clueless - you have way too much time on your hands


(and "more important" that Steve Howe was a member of Asia as opposed to Yes??? did i read that right?? dude, you really dont have a semblance of an idea about guitar, nor music. not to say you didnt list some mighty fine musicians. though i would certainly put Kimock right near the top)

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:09pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

Yes never did anything half as good as Heat of the Moment or Don't Cry. Though, Owner of a lonely Heart was okay, that was after Howe had left the band. I think it's pretty obvious that Howe saved all his good riffs for Asia.

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:17pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: For the first time ever on the LMA, I am speechless

wow!!

you have done the impossible - you have actually rendered me speechless...

congrats

This post was modified by direwolf0701 on 2007-09-18 19:17:17

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:16pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

You know what the best part about a blow job from Dire is?

The silence.

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Poster: SomeDarkHollow Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:36pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

No. It's the "Every 5th One is Free" campaign that keeps 'em coming (no pun intended).



(just kidding DW...but as for the cows....)

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:50pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

still can't believe Bessie left me....

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:12pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

Howe clearly sucks as a guitarist

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PuJTFNrgE9k

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Poster: direwolf0701 Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:15pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

i dont know why he bothered composing that crap!! average joe is right.... Heat of the Moment is his masterpiece (i'm actually gagging while typing this)

good lord - say it aint so joe

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:23pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

you are correct - proof is in the pudding:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU2IetBZ93Y

I dare you to get this riff out of your head for the rest of the day. Talk about an asshole move....

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:23pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

you are correct - proof is in the pudding:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mU2IetBZ93Y

I dare you to get this riff out of your head for the rest of the day. Talk about an asshole move....

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Poster: Stealz Date: Sep 18, 2007 1:00pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

"You know how I know you're gay?"...."You have a framed picture of Asia your wall." -Seth Rogen

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Poster: lobster12 Date: Sep 18, 2007 1:04pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

Stealz, that was funny as hell.

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Poster: Stealz Date: Sep 18, 2007 2:46pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

Ty

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Poster: lobster12 Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:59pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

Average,

How can one really "rock out" on Heat of the moment? Might have to dig a bit deeper to sell this one.

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Poster: craven714 Date: Sep 18, 2007 1:14pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

I am choosing not to lower myself to this below-average, pillow biting-bucket of cum guzzeling-taint breath-hepetitis ridden-cock wads thread.

Oh shit, I think I just did.......damn

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Poster: Administrator, Curator, or StaffNoiseCollector Date: Sep 18, 2007 2:26pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS Dead

Police are investigating the death of Steve Kimock who collapsed after being headbutted by an armless man in a fight over a woman.

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Poster: huntr Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:14pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

nobody is better than buckethead

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:19pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

But his name isn't Steve now is it? You can't make the all-Steve list if your name ain't Steve. Ir would kind of defeat the purpose now wouldn't it.

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Poster: huntr Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:31pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

how do you know his name is NOT steve ....

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Poster: tank_tuba Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:33pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

Yeah, his name is Brian Carroll. Which by default exludes you from the all-Steve list.

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Poster: bluedevil Date: Sep 18, 2007 12:34pm
Forum: GratefulDead Subject: Re: Why Steve Kimock IS a Weak Bitch Guitar Player

His name is Brian Carrol (not sure of spelling - not like this is unknown). But then again, he could be multiple personalities/former cooks at KFC (talk about product placement).